Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Today's Mood Is...

I have been seriously slacking. Many varied issues. I will endeavor to be back tomorrow or Thursday with the small minded snarkiness that keeps my dozens (AND DOZENS) of fans so intermingled in my sad, pathetic little e-life.


Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Today's Mood Is...

Beware his pellets of love!!!!!

Today's OTHER Mood Is...



Just got done with a conference call with a bunch of people from all over the country. 99.9% of them are freaking morons.

JJ has been here all day. Currently she is (I can only assume / extrapolate from the snippets that I am hearing) flirting / trying to seduce the chart that she is working on.

Wifey is finally home for more than 3 days, as her show ended Sunday. I drove up to see it. Her hosts tried to get me lost in Queens because their daughter wanted Wifey to stay there forever. Of course, 36 hours after she gets home, her visitor from the South of France arrives, so she can get no real rest or comfort.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LARRY THE UPSTAIRS NEIGHBOR!!!!!!!!!! I don't know if I am going to make it out tonight after work, but either way you has a lot of pancakes in your immediate future (re: tomorrow if you wake up before you have to go to work on Thursday).

I have to go now. The Hottentots are running amok and I cannot hold them at bay much longer.


Tuesday, January 08, 2008

Today's Mood Is...

Yesterday's high was at least 68. Today is scheduled to be 69, tomorrow 64. It is JANUARY!!!!!
Us polar bears cannot catch a break.

Thursday, January 03, 2008

Today's Mood Is...

Stage Fight

THIS is the show that has been keeping Wifey and her attributes away from me for the last two months. I am going to see the show closing performance so I can make sure the bastards don't try to keep her. I will load her in my truck myself. I am very much looking forward to seeing this play. However, I am more than a little jealous of it monopolizing all of Wifey's time. Scorcese, drag your ass to this show and discover my wife already! Or you DeNiro! With your "this is my city" commercials. Well this is my wife! DO IT!!!!!!