I know Bill gets it. Anyone else want to take a stab at it?
Friday, May 28, 2010
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Tuesday, May 18, 2010
Which would you choose?
So I had a bit of a poseur this morning. It seems that somewhere in between my walking out of the house and getting into "Can't Think of A Witty Nickname For Him Right Now" Ed's car to come to work, I got something on my hands, which I had also accidentally wiped onto my pants. For the sake of my sanity, it was decided that it was just some dirt/mud and not anything else (the possibilities are unsavory at best).
When we got to the office, I went into the men's room and washed my hands. Whatever it was came off easy enough. So now, the question I was faced with; do I leave this stuff on my pants for the remainder of the day and look dirty, or do I wash them off and look like I pissed myself, at least until they dry?
I went for the pissy pants look. And now my leg is cold, and I am very uncomfortable. But I still think that I made the right choice. What do you think?
Monday, May 17, 2010
Today's Mood Is...
I was a little worried today. I thought I might have been "Milton-ed". As you learned a couple of posts ago, I am back to work now. I am still getting into the swing of things after this long, arduous trek through healthcare hell, and this past Friday I had to leave work early after my body decided that it wasn't happy with the situation as it stood. No problem. Even though I am still not driving, my boss saw that I was not feeling too good and sent me on my way with a coworker (Gaza Strip Club to be exact) giving me a ride back to Wifey.
Friday was also payday, but it is common practice to keep the check of anyone who is out on payday locked up until their next shift. Pretty standard for most companies, I would think. The only problem is, when they went to look for mine, it wasn't there.
If they had moved my desk to the basement and skipped me during an office-wide birthday party, I would not have been more surprised than I was by this development.
The snafu was solved quickly enough (someone had forgotten to cross an "I" and dot a "T" on the paperwork to put me back on the payroll) and I got my check before lunch. But for a brief moment there, I was a little concerned.
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Return of the Mack...
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