Today's Nugget of Office Wisdom

If a man wants to "go gay", all he has to do is be intimate with a transvestite or "shemale" without knowing that the other party is a male (or has male reproductive organs). Once that is successfully accomplished, it is "okay for him to go gay".

I do not know if this is conventional wisdom or merely justification for the man in question.

Also, some people think Usher and RuPaul are the same person, and it is okay for Justin Bieber to not have a girlfriend because he is focusing on his career.