Welcome to the first in an occasional series where I will be telling you things that I will not do, not under any conceivable circumstances. I hope the reasons beind my choices will be abundantly clear, for I have no intention of explaining my decisions. I will be posting these as they occur, so there is no rhyme or reason to the frequency of them.
There, I think I have over explained them enough now. Let's move on to the first thing I will never do...
I will never buy condoms that are on clearance.