Petey Greene - How to Eat Watermelon

I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS EXISTS.

This man was a civil rights activist in the 1970's. And this aired on WDCA, a local Washington DC UHF station.

This is utterly unbelievable. I'll put it this way...imagine it is 1977 and Garrett Morris was the one speaking. It would be about 12:30 Saturday night/Sunday morning. You can totally see it, can't you?