Tuesday, July 25, 2006

If the World Were Perfect

I have been sitting here thinking about it (because working at work is for those stOOpid conformists. And I am SOOO original, with my blogs and my neat and tidy haircut and my Nike shoes and...), and I think I have discovered what would be the ideal place to live. That would be the world of Saved By The Bell. A world where guys with mullets loaded with Soul-Glo score hot chicks who will grow up to lick stripper poles and rub ice on their nipples. A world where you can go to the (very clean and open and well lit) local diner every day after school and eat burgers and fries and never worry about gaining weight or high choleserol. A world where a guy like Mr. Belding can grow up to be Principal. Hell, even Screech had a girlfriend for a while (if I remember correctly. But that bitch Lisa Turtle, she never deserved his devotion. I have never forgiven her or Zach for hooking up near the end of the series. Also, to me the College Years is like Rocky V and Batman and Robin. They never happened. You cannot convince me otherwise).

Have I given this too much thought?

BSR

5 comments:

  1. Screech also dated Tori Spelling pre-90210. She wore glasses, so most people don't recognize her. Makes the Clark Kent thing make sense in a way.

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  2. but is that REALLY a braggable score? And are you comparing Clark Kent to Tori Spelling? Sounds like a stretch. But all that being said, So NoTorious is a great show. And yes, I started watching it because of Wifey. So I got her hooked on Deadwood and she got me watching Tori Spelling. Karma dictates she owes me. Still. And she better figure out a way to pay me.

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  3. Can you believe I had to pass the "No Spam" test to post a comment on my own blog? How effed up is that?

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  4. I was thinking about your list of things you will never do today. Last night I went to Santana Row, this really swanky shopping center that's trying to be the next Rodeo Dr...but I digress... I've decided I will never ever purchase and $800 Burberry Bikini

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  5. That might be something YOU never do, but as for me, well, let's just say if you saw me at the pool this summer you would be TRES jealous!

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