Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Another Edition of...

It's a Child, NOT a Triple Word Score in Scrabble!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes it is back for a second straight week!  Prepare yourself and be amazed at the sheer hubris and stupidity of parents who apparently got their child's name from a game of Boggle.  

Today's Edition: No Pressure.  Just be as successful as you can be, child:

  • Lexus (2 of these total)
  • Tiara
  • Moses
  • Prodigy
  • Prophet
  • Monet
  • Justice
  • Loreal
  • Patience
  • Heaven (2)
  • Heaven-Leigh
  • Heavin (I am assuming the pronunciation on this one is not a euphemism for throwing up, but instead an illiterate attempt to capture the divine)
  • Nevaeh (Heaven backwards mixed with a touch of dyslexia. - 6 total)
  • Neviah (see "Heavin")
  • Angelik (it's kind of like being an angel, I suppose)
And of course...

  • Amyracle

As always, these are all actual names that exist in the data banks of my office.  Want me to prove it?  Too bad, HIPPA won't allow it.

2 comments:

  1. You mean that's not how you spell Heaven? Whoa.

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  2. Who knew there were so many Ryan Adams fans? I'm findin' it hard to believe...

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