Yes it is back for a second straight week! Prepare yourself and be amazed at the sheer hubris and stupidity of parents who apparently got their child's name from a game of Boggle.
Today's Edition: No Pressure. Just be as successful as you can be, child:
- Lexus (2 of these total)
- Heaven (2)
- Heavin (I am assuming the pronunciation on this one is not a euphemism for throwing up, but instead an illiterate attempt to capture the divine)
- Nevaeh (Heaven backwards mixed with a touch of dyslexia. - 6 total)
- Neviah (see "Heavin")
- Angelik (it's kind of like being an angel, I suppose)
And of course...
As always, these are all actual names that exist in the data banks of my office. Want me to prove it? Too bad, HIPPA won't allow it.