Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Another Edition of...

It's a Child, NOT a Triple Word Score in Scrabble!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes it is back for a second straight week!  Prepare yourself and be amazed at the sheer hubris and stupidity of parents who apparently got their child's name from a game of Boggle.  

Today's Edition: No Pressure.  Just be as successful as you can be, child:

  • Lexus (2 of these total)
  • Tiara
  • Moses
  • Prodigy
  • Prophet
  • Monet
  • Justice
  • Loreal
  • Patience
  • Heaven (2)
  • Heaven-Leigh
  • Heavin (I am assuming the pronunciation on this one is not a euphemism for throwing up, but instead an illiterate attempt to capture the divine)
  • Nevaeh (Heaven backwards mixed with a touch of dyslexia. - 6 total)
  • Neviah (see "Heavin")
  • Angelik (it's kind of like being an angel, I suppose)
And of course...

  • Amyracle

As always, these are all actual names that exist in the data banks of my office.  Want me to prove it?  Too bad, HIPPA won't allow it.


  1. You mean that's not how you spell Heaven? Whoa.

  2. Who knew there were so many Ryan Adams fans? I'm findin' it hard to believe...