Just a quick note to the lady who answered the phone at the bank that my company uses for the lockbox for deposits to the dental account.
- If I am calling you to check on the status of the deposit, I do not have it.
- If I do not have it, then I have not seen the FedEx person who is making that particular delivery.
- If you have to call downtown to get the tracking number for the FedEx package, then I would have no access to that tracking number since the only contact number I have for your bank is the lockbox customer service department, which is you.
- If I had the tracking number, I would not need to call you regarding the status of the deposit.
- Lather. Rinse. Repeat.
And they wonder why I drink.