Friday, March 27, 2009

Today's Mood Is...

I know that this blog is read by people with different viewpoints on a lot of things, and I am not looking to begin some sort of huge debate / rager over any hot button issue here, but sometimes things happen in an office setting and it requires me to share it with you...

I do not know how the Geriatric Gossip Girls got on the topic, all I know is that out of nowhere I heard one of them exclaim "You know they have their own network on the Direct TV now".

You better believe I started listening.

Well it seems that the "they" are "the gays" and "the network" is LOGO (I didn't have the heart to tell them it is on Comcast, too).  After they all clucked in agreement about the fact that the Direct TV (and you must stress both syllables of "TEE-VEE" to get the full effect), one of them then said that you have to be careful because "they" are all over the place and sometimes you can't tell who they are.  One of them won't use public bathrooms anymore because she is afraid that one of them will be in there (I can say with a strong degree of certainty that she has nothing to worry about, because I am sure that she is as attractive to "them" as she is to "us", and that ain't saying much).  

After agreeing to THAT assessment, they moved on to complaining about other sections of the populace with loose morals.  My fervent hope is that before the day is over, we get to the complaints about the Jews and "Ay-rabs" (the shop keepers, not the fruit sellers that are a local tradition).  30 minutes to go, so keep your fingers crossed for me!

1 comment:

  1. I thought it was called "Here!" on Comcast but maybe there are two channels now? (I learned this when one of my reps came up and asked what it was as it had appeared on his bill recently. Upon learning what it was and how it got onto the bill he stormed off to call the roommate... haven't learned how that went yet)

    Be that as it may, it seems odd to me that anyone would "need" to have "their" own channel. So by having "their" own channel does that mean none of "them" will be on "our" Where do "we" sign up for the all-hetero channel? :D

    I'm Fin on a hot button roof!