I am SUCH a shameless flirt...

The following is copied verbatim from a spam instant message I just received while at dayjob. No names have been changed to protect the innocent, because who is really "innocent" these days anyway?

Yes, these is how my brain works.

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:39:54 PM): hey u there iusih

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:40:08 PM): hey back

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:40:09 PM): hi bgddy24601 how r u ? i'm Jennifer «ž´ý³

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:40:18 PM): hi jennifer. call me ron

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:40:20 PM): â긡•i hope u dont mind i got ur info from Alyssa

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:40:34 PM): how is good old alyssa doing, anyway?

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:40:35 PM): I just moved here from outta town,ˬڷÉshe said u were cool people

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:40:53 PM): well if anyone would know, it would be someone I don't know and have never met

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:40:54 PM): ¥ÒäÏãr u busy this week?ÕÖ¥”íwe should meet up grab a drink... have alil fun

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:41:16 PM): do you like daquaris? did I spell daquari right?

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:41:17 PM): i got my pix and info here ¡öÔáÉhttp://www.d%69s%63%72et-%6fn%65%2d%6ei%67ht%2eco%6d check it out, shoot me a message if u think i'm cute

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:42:16 PM): but your link scares me. I fear it will lead me, neo-like, out of the safety of this matrix I call "websites that don't eat my hard drive"

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:42:17 PM): ›ÎÇÇÂIm looking to get a lilÖ·‘úcrazy this week u should come join us¨õ¦åÂhttp://www.%64is%63r%65%74%2d%6fne-%6ei%67h%74.c%6fm

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:42:54 PM): is that a different site? the address looks different. I don't know if I can remember all of that to type it in the address bar

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:42:56 PM): hi bgddy24601 how r u ? i'm Laura íÔÒÍÚ

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:43:21 PM): you're Laura now? What happened to Jennifer?

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:43:22 PM): ªàïË¿i hope u dont mind i got ur info from Brittany

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:43:34 PM): Brittany? Is Alyssa dead?!?!?

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:43:36 PM): I just moved here from outta town,ÀàñÍŸshe said u were cool people

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:43:59 PM): who did? Alyssa? Laura? I am so confused now...

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:44:01 PM): Áéí¢Ór u busy this week?ÀøóÜýwe should meet up grab a drink... have alil fun

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:44:33 PM): but I already have plans with Jennifer for this weekend. Are you free Tuesday?

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:44:34 PM): i got my pix and info here µ¥«—žhttp://www.%6conl%65y%2dho%72ney-w%69%76%65%73.%63%6fm check it out, shoot me a message if u think i'm cute

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:45:08 PM): and now it is a third address? I feel dizzy. Mayhap I should lay down for a bit

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:45:09 PM): ³Ý•çËIm looking to get a lilÀߞ³crazy this week u should come join usÃþ ììhttp://www.dis%63r%65%74-one-%6e%69%67h%74%2ec%6f%6d

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:45:32 PM): why won't you just give me a straight answer?!? WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?!

cassandra_bowersbdblbnwptbjsltha (10/17/2008 2:45:34 PM): To remove your ID visit http://affiliatediamond.net/unsubscribe.asp

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:45:54 PM): affiliated diamond? Sounds like a bad band name

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:46:08 PM): hello?

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:46:14 PM): why did you leave me?

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:46:29 PM): I am oh so ready to get together for a drink

bgddy24601 (10/17/2008 2:46:48 PM): did you think the daquari thing was too gay? I can order a whiskey sour!